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I'm so proud of myself.
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I turned in my creative
writing assignment... on time.
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You mean the one you already
got three extensions on?
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Yep. Made it in just under the wire.
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Yeah, the final, final, final wire.
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So what'd you write your story about?
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It is about a teenage spy
who is protecting this guy
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who is wanted all over the world.
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See, he'd been involved
in some sort of, um...
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Cyber-attack? Yeah, yeah!
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The main character's name is Dirk Henry.
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He's hiding out in a safehouse at
an abandoned railway station...
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Both: ...in Diriama, Nicaragua.
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Yeah! Did you read my paper?
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No, Marisa, I lived your paper!
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You've just described everything that
happened in my mission last weekend.
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Oh yeah, I knew it felt familiar.
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But don't worry, Mr. Forman
will just think I made it up.
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Yeah, yeah, until the
cyber-attack story is on the news
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and they realize that you knew Dirk
Henry's name before Channel 2 did.
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As well as the location of
his undisclosed location!
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Marisa, that information
was completely classified.
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Well, then you probably shouldn't
have blabbed about it to me!
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I'm starting to realize that now.
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Oh, when danger comes for you
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You know I'll stand beside you
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'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool
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I always find a way,
a way out of the fire
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But don't tell nobody, tell nobody
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I'm not perfect, so many things I
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Want to tell you, but I
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I keep it undercover
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Living my life on red alert
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Doing my thing, gonna make it work
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Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless
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But I always got your back
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Nobody can do it like I can
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I got to find out who I am
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Ain't got to worry about me
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It's all part of the plan
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I keep it undercover
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I keep it undercover
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Marisa, I don't think you get it.
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If Mr. Forman reads that top-secret
information, he's gonna have to go away.
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Oh, great. Yeah, he could
really use a vacation.
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He's been very snippy lately in class.
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Yeah, not that kind of "go away."
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I mean, like, go away-go away.
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And then when they realize that
he got that information from you
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and you got the information
for me, all three of us
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will be living on some Siberian ice farm
where there's no Internet, no cable,
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and no curling irons. (Gasps)
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Yes, just ice. Lots and lots of ice.
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And before you ask, not
the kind you skate on.
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So I'm gonna need you to go
in there and get that paper.
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Uhhh! This is what I get
for doing my homework.
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Hey, Mr. Forman. Aah.
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I need my paper back. I think
there might be a typo in it.
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Well, based on the last
six papers you turned in...
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I'm pretty sure there is.
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(Fake) Ha ha ha ha ha.
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Good one, Mr. F.
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Uh, but seriously, can I have it back?
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No. You've already gotten
more extensions than...
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Bonnie Silverstein.
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It's too much, Bonnie.
You're not fooling anyone.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Hey, Beverly.
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Don't "Hey Beverly" me.
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We still haven't gotten
your mission report.
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We need your debriefing about
the cyber-attack ASAP, KC.
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I know. I'm sorry, it's just that
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we got home really late
last night, and then I had...
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My mother-in-law is
visiting, my kid has the flu,
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and I just managed to eat
an entire jar of bacon bits
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because nobody here can manage
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to stock the kitchen with actual snacks!!!
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But you really don't care, do you?
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Well, no, not really.
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Yeah, well, now you know
how I feel about your stuff.
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No excuses. Get it done.
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Nothin' but bacon bits?! Really?!
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Forman won't give me the paper.
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Well, there's only one thing we can do.
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Kill him?
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No.
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Oh, sorry. I'm new at all this spy stuff.
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Okay. Now we just need to
get into Forman's classroom,
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get your paper... easy as pie.
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See, what does that mean, "easy as pie"?
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Cuz once I tried to make pie, and
it was kind of a pain in the butt.
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I mean, the crust alone...
Would you just focus?
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It's locked.
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See? Pie not easy. Pie hard.
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Not when you have the Helping Hand.
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It is the latest addition in The
Organization's arsenal of gadgets.
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Okay.
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(Bubbly sounds)
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(Timer beeps)
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We're in!
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Wow, this is the first
time I've ever seen you
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this excited about being in a classroom.
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(Laughs)
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Mr. Forman is a magician.
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He's doing some sort of magic show.
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The Great Formini?
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Well, I believe the meanie part.
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Mr. Forman: Thanks for letting
me use the office copier, Marjorie.
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Let me just grab my flyer.
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Oh man, it's Mr. Formini. I mean Forman.
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Hide.
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Hmm.
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Marisa, what are you doing? He
already took your paper. It's gone.
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Oh no, I'm looking for my phone.
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He took it away from me in class.
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(Sing-songy) Here it is!
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Welcome to my humble abode! I hope...
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Oh, it's just you.
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Why aren't you at school?
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I forgot my book.
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Is it a book on how to
avoid showering after gym?
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Maaaaaybe.
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It's called "personal hygiene"
for a reason: it's personal.
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Hey, what are you doing
home? I took a "me" day.
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You can't just take a day off.
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Public education is the cornerstone
of a progressive democratic society.
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So is showering. Yet here we are.
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Besides, my friend Trudy is coming over.
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She's also a robot.
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A robot playdate.
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What happens? You compare
nuts and bolts? (Laughs)
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(Laughter trails off)
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We were manufactured in the same factory.
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But I can't stand her.
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Just because she was first
off the assembly line,
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she thinks her circuits don't stink.
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I can't wait to brag how I'm a part of
an elite family of supercool spies.
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By the way, you're not going to be
here when she gets here, right?
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Are you saying I'm an embarrassment?
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Maaaaybe?
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Don't just stand there.
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Go learn.
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Okay, enough games.
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I'm getting that paper back,
and nothing is gonna stop me.
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Except the door to the teachers' lounge,
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where he's probably gonna read the paper
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and then we're all gonna
wind up in a Siberian prison.
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Nice knowing you, everybody!
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Dasvidania!
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Marisa, relax.
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I'm goin' in there.
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But no student has ever
gone inside that door.
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And Marisa... no student ever will.
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(British accent) Well,
helloooo, fellow educators.
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Substitute teacher Margaret
Cavendish reporting for du-ty!
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Oh, yes!
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Nothing like the smell of
uneducated minds, am I right?
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Makes you just want to
fill them up with knowledge.
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Knowledge, knowledge, knowledge!
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Well, before I start
edificating these young minds,
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I'm going to rest my weary bones.
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Excuse me!
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Oh! How kind of you to
squeeze me in, buttercup.
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You know, back in my day, we didn't
allow students in the teachers' lounge.
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Well, actually I am a teacher.
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Oh! But you are just a pup!
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A little bitty baby puppy pup!
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Thank you.
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Oh. Oh, heavens.
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I should have never had those
bangers and mash for lunch.
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The gas is starting.
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(Farts) Uhh!
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Would you be a dear and get me some tea?
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Happily.
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What? A lovely handbag.
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Is this a Ravello, too?
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(Cell phone rings)
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(Regular voice) Yo, wassup.
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(British accent) I mean, helloooo!
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KC? This is Beverly.
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Oh! Hello, dear.
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You still owe us that debriefing
report, and we need it ASAP.
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Oh, now is not a good time, Snookums.
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Okay. Look here, Mary Poppins,
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if you've got time to make
up fake character voices,
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then you have time to
turn in that debriefing.
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Now, this is the last
warning before I come up there
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and pull that report out
of your chim-chim-cheroo.
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Oh? You got it, Snookums.
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Love you too. (Kisses)
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You got... What?
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Girl, I...
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My hubby Herbie, forty years and
he's still chasing after me.
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Excuse me. Who are you?
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Oh! Hello!
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Margaret Cavendish, substitute
teacher extraordinaire.
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Well, what are you doing in here?
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We need a substitute in room 211.
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Oh! Yes!
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Righty-O! Tally ho!
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On my way-O!
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This way? This way?
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Yep! Go on in!
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Lovely. Lovely. Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you!
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And this is our other living room.
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What a nice house.
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Small, but nice.
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Oh, Trudy, you look as good
as the day they made you.
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You can hardly see the wear and tear.
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You don't look too bad yourself.
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I guess you don't see much action.
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Oh, robot child, please.
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I see plenty of action.
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Plus I have the most wonderful family.
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No one's better than the Coopers.
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Ha! Beg to differ.
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Right now I'm on assignment
with a family too.
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We live right here in
D.C. in a big white house.
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In fact, it is the White House.
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You're working for the First Family?
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Yes, I am.
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Hey! Look at that!
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First off the assembly
line, and first again!
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But enough about me.
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Where's your manners? I'm starving!
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You can eat?
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Of course.
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Didn't your family
spring for the upgrade?
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Ha.
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Ha ha ha. I hate you.
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So Mr. Forman drove
away. Now what do we do?
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We are gonna call him
and get him to come back.
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Do you think he would do that for you?
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No, but he will do it for...
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(Altered voice) Vice-Principal Slutsky.
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Uh, you need to clear your throat, honey.
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Uh-huh. No, this is a voice modifier.
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It can make me sound like anybody I want.
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(Line out ringing)
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Mr. Forman: Hello?
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(Man's voice) Mr. Forman.
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Yes, uh, this is Vice-Principal Slutsky.
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I'm gonna need you back down
at the school immediately.
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Ahh. What's the problem?
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You do realize I'm your supervisor.
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(Static, regular voice resumes) That means you
don't ask questions, you follow direction.
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I am getting sick of your attitude, Forman.
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Maybe that's why you haven't
had a date in two years.
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KC? Is that you?
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(Clears throat) No. No,
this is Vice-Principal...
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You know what, I'm gonna
have to call you back.
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My voice modifier just
died. I need to call Beverly.
254
00:13:42,425 --> 00:13:44,325
Don't bother. I'm here.
255
00:13:44,327 --> 00:13:47,595
Oh, hi! I'm Marisa. Nice to m...
256
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:50,164
Oh! Thanks goodness you're here.
I was just about to call you.
257
00:13:50,166 --> 00:13:52,533
See, my voice modifier just
died for, like, no reason.
258
00:13:52,535 --> 00:13:56,070
Oh, there's a reason. You just
lost all your gadget privileges.
259
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,338
I shut you down.
260
00:13:58,373 --> 00:14:00,174
Uh, why?
261
00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:03,444
Hmm. Maybe it has something to do with
262
00:14:03,446 --> 00:14:06,614
the fact that you haven't
turned in your debriefing!
263
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,052
When you do, the gadgets go back on.
264
00:14:11,054 --> 00:14:13,154
(Cell phone rings)
265
00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:16,090
Ohh, great. My
mother-in-law.
266
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,560
Hey. How ya doin'?
267
00:14:21,129 --> 00:14:23,231
Why are you calling me?!
268
00:14:23,233 --> 00:14:26,400
You should be calling the fire department!
269
00:14:26,402 --> 00:14:29,470
Lord, that woman. She's burning
my house down on purpose.
270
00:14:29,472 --> 00:14:32,473
She never liked me. She said I
wasn't good enough for her son.
271
00:14:32,475 --> 00:14:34,275
Get the report done!
272
00:14:35,377 --> 00:14:36,811
...eet you.
273
00:14:36,813 --> 00:14:39,447
W-What happened to Bev?
274
00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:43,150
She's gone. And worse, she took
all of my gadget privileges.
275
00:14:43,152 --> 00:14:45,353
How am I supposed to find
this paper with no gadgets?
276
00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:49,223
Right, because they have
been so helpful up to now.
277
00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:57,131
Well, let me throw you
out... I mean, show you out.
278
00:14:58,166 --> 00:14:59,901
It's been fun.
279
00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,369
Maybe for you.
280
00:15:04,573 --> 00:15:06,073
Ha ha!
281
00:15:07,576 --> 00:15:10,711
Sorry. Thought you'd have tighter bolts.
282
00:15:10,713 --> 00:15:12,480
You did that on purpose!
283
00:15:13,415 --> 00:15:15,216
(Screams)
284
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,218
Ow!
285
00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,154
You give me my arm back right this second!
286
00:15:20,156 --> 00:15:22,423
Okay, if that's what you want.
287
00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:24,292
(Groaning)
288
00:15:27,362 --> 00:15:29,263
Give it to me.
289
00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:30,264
Okay.
290
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:32,633
Hyaaahh!
291
00:15:34,102 --> 00:15:35,870
(Crash)
292
00:15:40,642 --> 00:15:42,243
Both: Hyaahh!
293
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:45,446
(Banging on door) Petey: Judy!!!
294
00:15:45,448 --> 00:15:49,283
(Banging on door) Judy!!!
295
00:15:49,285 --> 00:15:54,455
You weren't in school so
I brought your homework.
296
00:15:54,457 --> 00:15:56,457
Anybody home?
297
00:15:57,592 --> 00:15:59,193
Judy!
298
00:15:59,195 --> 00:16:01,162
Aaaaaah!
299
00:16:02,331 --> 00:16:04,899
Hahhhh!
300
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:08,502
You put my head back on right this second!
301
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,771
Petey: Judy!!!
302
00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,173
Judy!!!
303
00:16:12,175 --> 00:16:13,174
(Electrical crackling)
304
00:16:13,176 --> 00:16:14,642
Oh, hi, Petey.
305
00:16:14,644 --> 00:16:18,612
Aaaaaah!
306
00:16:18,614 --> 00:16:21,349
This is my friend Trudy.
Trudy, Petey. Petey, Trudy.
307
00:16:21,351 --> 00:16:22,483
Nice to meet you.
308
00:16:22,485 --> 00:16:24,785
Maaaaahhh!
309
00:16:30,692 --> 00:16:33,661
Awright. Here it is,
just like the flyer said.
310
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,529
The Great Formini.
311
00:16:36,492 --> 00:16:37,932
All right, we have found Mr. Forman.
312
00:16:37,934 --> 00:16:40,534
And we didn't need any of
your fancy gadgets to do it.
313
00:16:40,536 --> 00:16:42,636
We did it the old-fashioned way...
314
00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:44,271
with the Internet.
315
00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:46,207
I'm gonna keep watch.
316
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,609
You go find your paper
before my cover is blown.
317
00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:55,616
I found it. I found my paper!
318
00:16:55,618 --> 00:16:56,884
Great, let's get out of here.
319
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,686
Mr. Forman: Oh, this is a disaster!
320
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:00,955
(Audience booing) I hope
I brought my backup doves.
321
00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:03,557
It's Mr. Forman! Hide!
322
00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:05,292
Okay, um...
323
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,794
In here. Okay.
324
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:13,901
Hey, the door is locked. What's happening?
325
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:15,970
Duh....magic?
326
00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,474
(Sighs) Man...
327
00:17:22,244 --> 00:17:23,878
I don't know how to get out of here.
328
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,246
Oh, I do.
329
00:17:25,248 --> 00:17:26,814
Abracadabra!
330
00:17:27,949 --> 00:17:29,950
Hey, nothing is happening.
331
00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:31,752
Shocker.
332
00:17:31,754 --> 00:17:35,256
Wait, do you... do you have any
of those gadgety thingies left?
333
00:17:35,258 --> 00:17:39,593
Marisa, have you not been
with me the entire day?
334
00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:41,796
No. I don't have any gadgety thingies
335
00:17:41,798 --> 00:17:43,964
because my gadgety thingies were taken away
336
00:17:43,966 --> 00:17:46,734
because I was unable to
turn in my debriefing report.
337
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:50,271
You are the reason why I have
nothing to get us out of here.
338
00:17:50,273 --> 00:17:52,706
You're the reason why I almost
got kicked out of The Organization.
339
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:56,243
You are the reason why we are
stuck in this tiny magic cabinet!
340
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:02,783
Oooh! I am so mad right now.
341
00:18:02,785 --> 00:18:04,985
If I could turn my back on
you I would, but I cannot,
342
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:08,856
so I am going to close
my eyes on you instead.
343
00:18:12,427 --> 00:18:15,296
Well, someone wants to be greedy
344
00:18:15,298 --> 00:18:18,399
and use up all the oxygen in
here on her little tantrum.
345
00:18:24,005 --> 00:18:27,875
This is the most ridiculous
story you've ever come up with
346
00:18:27,877 --> 00:18:29,510
in your entire life.
347
00:18:29,512 --> 00:18:31,045
Ma, I'm not making it up.
348
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:33,013
I'm telling you, Judy didn't have a head!
349
00:18:33,015 --> 00:18:36,016
You have a runaway imagination.
350
00:18:36,018 --> 00:18:39,620
It's because you watch all those TV
shows that are too mature for you.
351
00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:45,459
Well, Mama's gonna go in her purse and
write you a check... a reality check!
352
00:18:47,963 --> 00:18:49,063
(Knocking on door)
353
00:18:53,702 --> 00:18:56,604
Hi, Ernie. Can I see your mom?
354
00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:58,906
Probably not from here. She's in Florida.
355
00:18:58,908 --> 00:19:00,141
But please, come in.
356
00:19:03,011 --> 00:19:04,345
Hello, Mrs. Goldfeder.
357
00:19:04,347 --> 00:19:06,614
Hiya, Petey. Nice to see you both.
358
00:19:06,616 --> 00:19:08,782
Well, well, well.
359
00:19:08,784 --> 00:19:11,385
Look who has a head, Petey.
360
00:19:11,387 --> 00:19:13,020
But Mom, I'm telling you.
361
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:18,025
There was another girl with no body
parts, and Judy's head was off!
362
00:19:18,027 --> 00:19:21,095
And she was yelling at the girl
who had wires coming out of her!
363
00:19:21,097 --> 00:19:24,465
Petey! Does that sound like an actual thing
364
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:29,837
that could happen to an actual
person in actual real life?
365
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:31,038
Does it?!
366
00:19:32,073 --> 00:19:34,074
But it seemed so real.
367
00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:34,963
Ohh.
368
00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:38,542
Someone's been watching too many TV shows.
369
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:45,386
Mom, look! There's the girl!
370
00:19:45,388 --> 00:19:47,922
She has no head! And a missing arm! And...
371
00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:49,924
Petey! That's enough.
372
00:19:49,926 --> 00:19:52,993
I think we need to make an
appointment for you to see Dr. Feldman.
373
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:55,563
I know what I saw!
374
00:19:55,565 --> 00:19:57,464
See ya later, Petey!
375
00:19:58,466 --> 00:19:59,867
But Mom!
376
00:20:09,511 --> 00:20:11,111
(Chewing noisily)
377
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:17,585
Really?!
378
00:20:17,587 --> 00:20:20,421
You're gonna chew gum in my face?
379
00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,056
Wouldn't kill you to have a piece.
380
00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:24,959
You're not exactly minty fresh.
381
00:20:28,096 --> 00:20:31,899
Why, Marisa, why did you
have to take my story?
382
00:20:31,901 --> 00:20:33,901
I don't know.
383
00:20:33,903 --> 00:20:35,102
Could you just tell me?
384
00:20:35,104 --> 00:20:37,137
KC, just leave me alone.
385
00:20:37,139 --> 00:20:39,012
I would love to leave you
alone, but if you haven't
386
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,809
noticed, we are stuck in this teeny
little box, so can you just tell me?
387
00:20:41,811 --> 00:20:44,878
KC, stop. Seriously, just tell me!
388
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,114
I don't have a story of my own to tell.
389
00:20:49,751 --> 00:20:51,452
What are you talking about?
390
00:20:51,454 --> 00:20:54,788
KC, you are a spy.
391
00:20:54,790 --> 00:20:57,458
You do all of these amazing spy things.
392
00:20:57,460 --> 00:21:02,529
You fly to Bulgaria and repel off
of mountains and save the world,
393
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:06,634
and then you come home and
you ace your calculus test.
394
00:21:06,636 --> 00:21:08,969
You know what I do?
395
00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:13,974
I sit around and I wait
for you to get home.
396
00:21:13,976 --> 00:21:16,043
Which story would you want to read?
397
00:21:19,848 --> 00:21:23,017
You know what? You're right.
398
00:21:23,019 --> 00:21:26,053
There is absolutely nothin'
interesting about you.
399
00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:31,659
I mean, unless you want to
count the fact that you are
400
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:36,163
extremely creative, hilariously funny,
401
00:21:36,165 --> 00:21:38,098
and you have this way
of looking at the world
402
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,002
like absolutely nobody on this planet.
403
00:21:42,004 --> 00:21:49,843
Look, Marisa, you may not have a special
life, but you make life special.
404
00:21:52,013 --> 00:21:56,050
KC, that's the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
405
00:21:56,052 --> 00:21:58,786
Yeah, me too.
406
00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:02,056
Got it off a greeting card.
407
00:22:02,058 --> 00:22:05,693
What? You're not the only one
who can rip off something good.
408
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:10,698
What's going on? We're moving!
409
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,166
Um, I don't know.
410
00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:16,904
Emcee: And now, welcome to
the stage The Great Formini.
411
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:18,672
(Applause) Mr. Forman: Thank you!
412
00:22:18,674 --> 00:22:20,274
Thank you.
413
00:22:21,910 --> 00:22:24,611
We're on the stage. This is his show.
414
00:22:24,613 --> 00:22:27,514
I've always wanted to
see how these tricks work!
415
00:22:27,516 --> 00:22:29,149
Which one do you think he'll start with?
416
00:22:34,856 --> 00:22:38,092
I'm gonna go with the one
with the sword through the box.
417
00:22:42,597 --> 00:22:46,166
That's right. The cabinet
is completely... empty.
418
00:22:46,168 --> 00:22:52,706
Now, who will volunteer to step
inside the Cabinet of Mystery?
419
00:22:56,211 --> 00:22:58,178
(Nervous giggle)
420
00:22:58,180 --> 00:23:04,084
And that is how The Great Formini
makes two high school girls
421
00:23:04,086 --> 00:23:06,620
appear from an empty cabinet!
422
00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:08,956
Ta-da!
423
00:23:08,958 --> 00:23:10,824
(Applause)
424
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,327
Marisa! KC!
425
00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:16,130
Uh, and now, watch...
426
00:23:16,132 --> 00:23:17,297
as The Great Formini
427
00:23:17,299 --> 00:23:19,767
makes these two high school girls...
428
00:23:19,769 --> 00:23:21,068
disappear.
429
00:23:21,070 --> 00:23:22,970
Abracadabra!
430
00:23:22,972 --> 00:23:25,305
(Applause)
431
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,949
Well, I handed in my new paper
and you got your gadgets back.
432
00:23:35,951 --> 00:23:39,019
Yep. Wait until you see what this one does.
433
00:23:39,021 --> 00:23:40,320
Okay.
434
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:48,095
Okay, this is so cool. How does it work?
435
00:23:48,097 --> 00:23:51,832
Well, it basically uses the scientific
principles of gravity and repulsion...
436
00:23:51,834 --> 00:23:53,233
Okay, I'm bored. Make me spin.
437
00:23:56,337 --> 00:23:58,005
(Squeals with delight)
438
00:23:58,007 --> 00:23:59,239
Ha ha!
439
00:24:00,175 --> 00:24:01,675
Woman: Rob, your name's on TV!
440
00:24:01,677 --> 00:24:02,943
(Boing)
441
00:24:02,993 --> 00:24:07,543
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